Friday, August 22, 2008

20 common things in every college


1) The lecturers don't teach. The students don't study. The only guy who
benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2) Rules are made to be broken.

3) Promises are made to be broken.

4) Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

5) Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.

6) The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.

7) The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e.)

8) The watchmen are the people most bribed.

9) The HOD is the person most respected (heights of sycophancy here).

10) The principal is the person most abused and insulted(behind the back i.e.)

11) Dropping subjects is 'cool'. (arre yaar… drop the idea of dropping subjects plz).

12) There is always a lecturer in the college who can't speak proper 'English'.

13) Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.

14) The most important tool… the bhramastra… is the 'chit' in which the
words can be understood only by the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e.)

15) The freshers are the most sought after… be it in the canteen, the 'free' periods or for completing the records, assignments.

16) The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college' feeling.

17) The third years are the ones with the 'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor
souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long. But the fun still continues.

18) The fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever...with
no interest in ragging, pulling each others' legs, the b'day parties, the b'day
bumps et al which they enjoyed so much till now. All they want is a good
placement and a '1st-class' tag attached to their memo.

19) The first three years are spent in cursing the college, the people there, the system et al.

20) But towards the end of the fourth year ,people tend to feel nostalgic about the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years. Now the very system they disliked, the very canteen they cursed, the time that they spent there, the b'day bumps they suffered… all these seem like heaven to the
m.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Govt. servent's complaint | where to complaint of Govt. officers


Government of India has an online Grievance forum at http://pgportal.gov.in/Can you imagine this is happening in INDIA?

The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like Passport Office, Electricity board, BSNL/MTNL, Railways etc.

I know many people will say that these things don't work in India, but this actually works as one of the employee in CSC found. The guy I'm talking about lives in Faridabad. Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents were very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dug up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the reside! nts including this guy. But it was only this guy! Who used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. And to his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of Faridabad were served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the MC and BSNL about the goof up as it's clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all.

So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility. This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the ' System ' in India.

Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.


Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Cute dogie ;) sooooooooooo sweet











Tuesday, August 5, 2008

CORRECT WAY OF COOKING NOODLES

"CORRECT WAY OF COOKING NOODLES"
The correct way to cook instant noodles without harming our bodies and health.

Normally, how we cook the instant noodles is to put the noodles into a pot with water, throw in the powder and let it cook for around 3 minutes and then it's ready to eat.

This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles.

By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder, normally with MSG, it will change the molecular structures of the MSG causing it to be toxic.

The other thing that you may or may not realize is that, the noodles are coated with wax and it will take around 4 to 5 days for the body to excrete the wax after you have taken the noodles.



CORRECT METHOD :

1. boil the noodles in a pot with water.
2. once the noodles is cooked, take out the noodles, and throw away the water which contains wax.
3. boil another pot of water till boiling and put the noodles into the hot boiling water and then shut the fire.
4. only at this stage when the fire is off, and while the water is very hot, put the ingredient with the powder into the water, to make noodle soup.
5. however, if you need dry noodles, take out the noodles and add the ingredient with the powder and toss it to get dry noodles.


Dietitian Note: If you buy plain Hakka noodles which you make initially need to boil in water and discard the water. This will soften the noodles but to prevent it from sticking we need to add a tbsp of oil and also the noodles are deep fried partially to make it crunchy and then dusted with flour to prevent it from sticking while boiling. Hence when you buy the noodles they are already made unhealthy and this is the type we use to make stir fry noodles and the regular Maggi too is made the same way plus they add MSG/ ajinomoto and other chemical preservatives. A large number of patient with the ages ranging from 18-24 years are ending up with pancreatic either as a swelling or infection of the pancreas due to regular consumption of instant noodles.... If the frequency is more than 3 times a week, then it is very hazardous…


One in a million shot | God's smile

GOD's smile



Monday, August 4, 2008

Simple but true | mother's love

Maa, Mother, Mummy, Ammi, there are many names of god of earth. A true friend, a true love anything you can got from your mother, Its really simple to see how a mother dedicated to his child. See below pic, it show the story that i wants to tell you, Still mother survive in raining but he shadow his child by umbrella


Simple yet powerful

Its called mother's love




If GOD is great

MAA is greatest